Rachel Aldana

Rachel Aldana is the proud but backsore owner of the largest pair of breasts in Britain, if the Guinness Book of World Records people are to be believed. Rachel’s Rack (or Aldana’s Attributes perhaps) are a somewhat stunning 32 JJ.

Not safe for work pictures of Rachel Aldana are here. That’s the claim, anyway, that Aldana’s are the largest.

Teenager Rachel Aldana is to star in the Guinness Book of Records for
having Britain’s biggest boobs – a titanic 32JJ. They make Jordan’s
34FF pair look like poached eggs – and unlike the model, Rachel’s ones
are NATURAL.

But hairdresser Rachel, 18, pays a heavy price for her monster mammaries.
Each one weighs a staggering 2.4KG – more than a large bag of potatoes – which means she suffers permanent back pain.

Of course, as soon as that claim was made, a counter claim was:

We thought we’d found Britain’s biggest natural boobs – until we saw
these KKing-size wonders. Last week The People revealed how Rachel
Aldana was all set to land a place in the record books with her
eye-popping 32JJ bust.


But now we’ve found THREE girls who completely overshadow the
18-year-old. Top of the stack is Chloe Rogers, who measures in at 34KK
– and she’s still only 16.

Chloe said: "I couldn’t believe that girl’s claims – my boobs are
obviously MUCH bigger." "I can’t remember the number of times I’ve
leant across the table at dinner and my boobs have ended up covered
with food from my plate."

Chloe’s boobs come in at almost 3kg EACH!! Yeah baby, way to go!!

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7 responses

  1. I’m all for big boobs.
    Here in Sarasota you can only find big titties on Central Ave.

  2. chloes boobs are now butchered to a lot smaller, apparently having big breasts is a disease.

  3. CLAIRE SMITH Avatar
    CLAIRE SMITH

    I AM A 40DD, AND IF I MAY SAY WITHOUT A BRA THEY FLOAT EFFORTLESLY UNDER MY CHIN. RACHEL’S LOOK IN THE NEED OF SOME FIRMING EXERCISE’S AND COULD DO WITH LOSING SOME OF HER PUPPY FAT!

  4. CLAIRE SMITH Avatar
    CLAIRE SMITH

    I AM A 40DD, AND IF I MAY SAY WITHOUT A BRA THEY FLOAT EFFORTLESLY UNDER MY CHIN. RACHEL’S LOOK IN THE NEED OF SOME FIRMING EXERCISE’S AND COULD DO WITH LOSING SOME OF HER PUPPY FAT!

  5. Jim Beaumont Avatar
    Jim Beaumont

    Rachel Aldana is no teenager, she was born 26th of March 19 1987…. when I went to school that makes her 24 years old, 6 years over the teenager threshold!!

  6. carl Bennett Avatar
    carl Bennett

    Why do you people keep harping on about Rachel Aldana having the biggest breasts in the UK? At the time that was stated she was barely out of her teens, and if you can show me another girl of same age as she was then with breasts bigger then I will agree with you, but come on guys it’s not her saying it, in fact she has never said she is the biggest in the UK, it was other people. So if any other young girl of 18 years old with breast size in excess of 34JJ would like to get in touch with the Guiness Book Of Records I’m sure they will measure you and if bigger put you in the record book!!

  7. carl Bennett Avatar
    carl Bennett

    I don’t know what you are looking at but Rachel Aldana breast look real solid but nice and soft just like a mans penis!! Her tits don’t hang about her waist like some I know of. You got pics of yourself them post them let us be the judge of wether they are as big or bigger than Rachel Aldana’s…There is an old saying….
    “Put up or shut up” so unless you are willing to show the proof the shut up!

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