Britney Spears is adopting Chinese twins: or so says the News of the World.

POP shambles BRITNEY SPEARS is adopting Chinese twins, I can exclusively reveal.

The
desperate singer has told friends she’s in the final stages of talks
with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon.

This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent news
that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children
Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James.

My snapper caught Britney, who still has access to the kids,
enjoying a precious moment with her boys at her home in LA on Friday.

Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old
tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her
sons to K-Fed.

I’d say that this is highly unlikely to be true. The source of the information is, how shall we put this, somewhat compromised.

All of the other news stories are simply parrotting the original story:

Pop train wreck Britney Spears is apparently in the final throes of adopting Chinese twins.

The singer has revealed to friends that she has reached the final
stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with
adoption very soon according to the News of the World.

Friends have revealed that Britney is considering the adoption of
the six year olds to fill the hole left after her custody battle with
K-Fed that has left her with very little visitation rights to her own
two children.

And again:

Troubled pop singer Britney Spears, who recently lost permanent
custody of her two sons, Jayden James & Sean Preston to ex-husband
Kevin Federline, is planning to adopt Chinese twins.

According to reports from Britain’s News Of The World newspaper,
Britney, 25, has confided to pals that she’s in the final stages of
talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the adoption
very soon.

The news of Brit’s planned adoption comes after Spears’ former
husband, Kevin Federline was awarded full custody of their two sons.

A photographer snapped the ‘Gimme More’ singer – who still has
access to the two boys, enjoying some time with Jayden & Sean at
her home in LA on Friday.

Friends of the singer reckon that Britney has elected to adopt the
two six-year-old children from China in a frantic bid to fill the void
left by losing her sons to K-Fed.

There’s no new information there, simply a cookie cutting exercise. Still, what with K-Fed now having custody she’ll be paying maintenance on those kids for the next 20 years odd.