Britney Spears has been accused of living in a parallel universe by the lawyer for her ex-husband, Kevin Federline:

BRITNEY SPEARS has been accused of living in a ‘parallel universe’ by KEVIN
FEDERLINE’s furious lawyer.
The extraordinary outburst emerged at the latest hearing regarding visitation
rights for the couple’s two children.

Brief MARK VINCENT KAPLAN then want on to claim the troubled diva has
failed to respond in a timely manner to eight of 14 random drug requests and
reminded the court that the presiding judge SCOTT GORDON has already
reprimanded her three times for not being reachable by phone.

As part of the most recent custody deal Brit is required to submit to
twice-weekly random drug and alcohol tests, and is required to provide a
urine sample within six hours of being called.

Britney’s brief claimed the missed drug tests often occurred because Britney
is forced to frequently change her phone number because of nuisance calls.

Lawyer ANNE KILEY called the drug testing procedure �unconstitutional�.
She went on: �Just because Ms. Spears is unable to return a call within one
hour doesn’t reflect what kind of mother she is.

�It’s a nonsensical procedure. She could be in a movie or travelling. What
matters is that she provides a sample within six hours and that she tests
negative.�

The hearing concluded without agreement. Both parties will have to inform the
Commissioner by Tuesday what decision they’ve reached.

Well, to be honest, when you’re as rich as Britney Spears, you are in fact living in a parallel universe, aren’t you?

And am I the only person who thinks that all of this tiral and travail is for one simple reason? Kevin Federline won’t get any of Britney’s money unless he gets custody of the kinds. Is that what it’s all about?

Oh, and don’t you love it? Britney has to pay Kevin’s legal fees too: in a court case that he might be fighting just to make her keep paying him.