British Day

So it looks as if Gordon Brown is going to bring in this idea of a holiday (even if not a full Bank Holiday) at the end of October and for it to be British Day, a celebration of who we are.

He believes that a greater sense of national identity
and belonging is necessary in an era of globalisation and the computer
culture which allow instant communication across the world.

It
would also help bolster sentimental attachment to the Union with
Scotland and help see off the threat of independence posed by the
Scottish Nationalists.

This brings us to the point raised by Notsaussure. My arguing for October 21st might seem to be trumped by his arguing for the 25th. I’m certainly open to that argument, but think that the 21 st still wins.

Yes, I agree absolutely, giving the French a sound thrashing is something that the British would enjoy celebrating, indeed do enjoy celebrating. But the earlier victory, Agincourt, was won by the English and Welsh. This is insufficienty inclusive, it leaves the sporran munchers (that’s right isn’t it? Sporrans you eat and haggis you wear?) north of the border left out and that would never do in a celebration of Britishness.

So Trafalgar Day I’m afraid it has to be. Yes, we biffed the French again on this day, but it was us British who did it. Added bonus points of course, for the fact that we biffed the Spanish on the same day and clearly, the celebration of our defeat of a centralized Europe would only be a coda, something with little relevance to current day events.

I think I’m correct in stating that the current (or perhaps most recent but one) Earl Nelson worked for some time as a bus conductor so he would be the perfect person to have as our Master of Ceremonies, showing that in our vibrant society we do indeed have economic mobility downwards, as well as upwards.

Something for everyone to celebrate, don’t you think?

We can even go one stage further.

Stuart Etherington, the chief executive of the
National Council for Voluntary Organisations, said: "We badly need a
national day on which we can celebrate the inspirational work that
voluntary and community organisations do throughout the year.

"It would also encourage more and more people to engage in community activity. I hope Gordon Brown will make this a priority."

As a society one of our defining attributes is that we don’t really pay much attention to what we’re told we should be doing. Most holidays, whether they have been Saint’s Days or whatever, have traditionally been celebrated with massed football matches and synchronized drinking. The TUC and other such concerned prodnoses can talk about community inclusion and we can all raise a glass of (hopefully smuggled) brandy to HMS Pickle. What could be more British than that, that we enjoy ourselves while ignoring our Lords and Masters (except the Good Earl, of course)?

11 responses

  1. dsquared Avatar
    dsquared

    To be honest, taking a day off work in one of the bleakest and nastiest autumn months, purely to crow about a naval victory from two hundred years ago over a country which is today one of our firm allies and most important trading partners, is the sort of thing I would associate with much tinier and squittier countries.

  2. And the famous Trafalgar signal, “England expects . . . .” was actually raised by Scots signalman. Even more inclusive.
    No votes for the anniversary of Culloden? When the Union was finally secure?

  3. Mark Wadsworth Avatar
    Mark Wadsworth

    And of course disability charities can use Trafalgar Day as an opportunity to remind us that Lord Nelson was pretty disabled himself.

  4. IanCroydon Avatar
    IanCroydon

    How about “Maggie Day”, 13 October ?

  5. Sorry to be a spoil-sport but can we scrap all bank holidays? I would much prefer to decide when I have a holiday, rather than leave the decision to the politicians.
    Wouldn’t it be nice to have a day off when it wasn’t raining?

  6. David B. Wildgoose Avatar
    David B. Wildgoose

    Another problem with Agincourt Day is that I believe the Scots were (as usual) fighting alongside the French on that day, following their noble tradition of being on the losing side before finally deciding to fight *with* the English and Welsh rather than always _against_ them.
    He’s too late anyway. Thanks to New Labour’s policies the Union with Scotland is finished and the Union with Wales seriously endangered.
    We might as well part amicably whilst we still can, it’s in everybody’s best interests. An end to England’s second-class status and a beginning of grown-up politics rather than constant whingeing outside England.

  7. Peter Spence Avatar
    Peter Spence

    Dsquared: you’re a humourless old git.

  8. dsquared Avatar
    dsquared

    seriously. The only country I can think of that celebrates age-old military victories is Mexico (Cinco de Mayo). It’s like the iron law that the longer and more pompous the national anthem, the smaller and scrotier the country.
    Tim adds: You know, I’m reasonably certain that the Americans celebrate a victory of some sort or other every July 4th…..

  9. dsquared Avatar
    dsquared

    Really? I thought that they celebrated the Declaration of Independence on that day. On the other hand, if we took your chosen date of October 21, it would be close enough to the date of the battle of Yorktown that the Yanks could join in our celebrations.

  10. Well seing as it’s actually going to take place on the nearest Monday the chances are both of you will eventually have your way. So to prevent unseemingly brawling in the ranks how about we just call it Frog Bashing Day?

  11. dsquared Avatar
    dsquared

    yes that will be much better for the national prestige. For chrissake. This is the sort of thing you expect to see in the silliest, nastiest and vainest little ex-Soviet statelets. It also has not escaped my notice that the patriotism and deep love of England clearly felt by half the people posting in this thread does not extend to actually living there.

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