Madonna and Guy Richie

Yes, I’m proud to announce that we English really are different.

MADONNA and her husband Guy Ritchie have been lobbying the government
and nuclear industry over a scheme to clean up radioactive waste with a
supposedly magic Kabbalah fluid.

The couple, both followers of the Jewish spiritual movement,
approached Downing Street, Whitehall and British Nuclear Fuels (BNFL)
promoting a “mystical” liquid tested in a Ukrainian lake.

The response?

“It was like a crank call . . . the scientific mechanisms and principles were just bollocks, basically,” one official said.

Which other country in the world would provide an official response which was so concise, accurate and to the point?

All together now: "The English, The English, The English are best, I wouldn’t give tuppence for all of the rest….." etc.

2 responses

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    Laughing Cavalier

    Two things come to mind; the first is that it is symptom of the cult of the celebrity that, following our shallow but Dear Leader’s example, any notice at all was taken of this bilge; the second is that I have several bottles full of Lourdes water here (and by ‘Lourdes Water’ by which I mean water from the Spring at Lourdes, not the pee pee of Madge’s daughter). Should I offer it to No. 10 and at what price?

  2. Ha ha! That was one of the songs they played at the Flanders and Swann show I went to: what a very fine ditty it is!
    DK

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