I’m not normally a reader of Simon Heffer, only just having noted his move to the Torygraph. But today’s offering does make me think.

1) This is very like a blog.

2) This is a spoof isn’t it? The real Simon Heffer is still scribbling away for the Mail and they’ve just got Craig Brown in to do a Norman Johnston? Please? I mean really, surely nobody actually means this do they?