Flic Everett manages to explain just why the eco-movement is at such an impasse. Years ago:
We had clear figureheads
to rally round – people who appeared on the news and gave rousing
speeches, who convinced us that the future of the ozone layer lay in
our capable hands. Jonathon Porritt of Friends of the Earth was the
voice of sanity; Anita Roddick of The Body Shop was the voice of
passion. And Greenpeace still looked like a viable career choice.
And now:
Even the lone
eco-warriors such as Swampy, who kept the tabloids and public amused –
and therefore, mildly interested – for a few years, have grown up and
climbed down from their trees. Anita Roddick is just a businesswoman,
Jonathan Porritt is just a nice man, and today’s favoured teenage
career choice generally involves money, fame and a very big car.
And the solution:
Without a charismatic
figurehead to guide us, to demonstrate exactly what we should be doing
with our water, our deodorant and our fossil fuels, we’re adrift on an
oily sea of ennui and confusion.
I can certainly sympathise, old Georges Monbiot is hardly one to take to the barricades for now is he? Hasn’t had an original idea since a Blueprint for Survival came out.
But I think I can pinpoint the problem, provide a more rational explanation for the situation. Sheer ignorance.
I know that CFCs destroy
the ozone layer, but I find the ozone layer itself hard to picture – in
my mind, it vaguely resembles a gaseous vanilla slice hovering above
Antarctica – so I spray my hair and armpits and worktops with noxious
chemicals, and assume that my tiny domestic emissions won’t make the
mysterious hole any bigger.
Mmmhm, hmm. CFCs. That would be the Montreal Protocol then. The one that came into force in the early 90s, the one that means your hairspray and deodorant no longer contain CFCs. Unless you’re using pre-2000 stock your choice of scent to disguise body odour has about as much influence on the ozone layer as Beethoven’s Fifth does.
Not really sure whether this tells us something about the environmental movement or Guardian columnists. Ignorant, both groups.
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