You remember how Monbiot used the example of his vegetable seedlings coming out two weeks early as definitive proof that global warming was happening (and we then had a late frost which killed them all)?

Vicki Woods today is able to prove that we are, in fact, in a period of global cooling:

Even the asparagus season took its time (two weeks late down my way).

Amazing how things can change in only a few short months, isn’t it? Must be why they call it climate change now.