Don’t make editors angry, you won’t like them when they get angry.

Here are those Piers Morgan revelations in full: Alastair Campbell is
"a lying slimeball"; Cherie Blair is keen on cash; the Prime Minister
was tired and stressed after his heart murmur. Among future revelations
is the news that the Pope is neither in the best of health nor is he a
Protestant. Bears, on the whole, do not use bathrooms.

Nothing quite like it when newspapermen turn on one of their own, eh?