Oh, this is most amusing about Brooke Hundley. It's so "Fatal Attraction" that I'm reaching for the marjoram for when they boil the bunny.

Essentially, Steve Phillips has been shagging around on his wife Marni Phillips for years. The latest piece of fluff from this summer was a 22 year old production assistant called Brooke Hundley. But after three shags she doesn't seem to have got the message that Steve's not all that into her: well, he was, obviously, while shagging, but in the longer term sense.

So she's been phoning and texting the wife, even hand delivering a letter. Just as in the movie, Hundley doesn't seem to have grasped that Steve's simply been boffing her, not making a marriage proposal.