Amy Winehouse wants to be an agony aunt. Oh dear God, whatever next!
Why does she think people would listen to her advice? What person would ever ask her for advice?
My mind is boggling at this notion. I need to sit down in a darkened room and compose myself!
There is a literary stereotype of the perceptive and wise character who always knows what is best for others, yet whose own life is shambles. However, while this makes for a good story, I’m not convinced it rings true in real life.
Amy: "OK caller, you’re on the air."
Caller: "Hello? Yes, my boyfriend has just been banged up which has left me feeling a little depressed. Should I reach for the crack pipe or would you recommend an alternative course of action?"
Amy: "Well, it’s funny you should mention that because a similar situation occurred in my life recently, when my husband Blake, was convicted and, poor Blake was my… Blakey… BLAKEY! The bastards, why did they do that to you? Bring back Blakey! BRING BACK BLAKEY! BRING BACK BLAKEY! WHERE’S MY GEAR! WHERE’S MY BLOODY GRAVEL!!!"
Holy Moly, UK
Mitch
Winehouse, who is in no way making money or gaining publicity out of
his drug addicted daughter, was reported to be taking over from Danny
Baker while …
NME.com, UK
Amy
Winehouse’s father, taxi driver Mitch Winehouse, is set to host a radio
phone-in show. Winehouse will stand as a co-presenter for regular host
Danny …
Now Magazine Online, UK
The
singer’s dad Mitch will guest host a BBC Radio London phone-in on 1
September while Danny Baker, 51, is on holiday. And now Amy, 24, wants
her own slot …
Hollyscoop, CA
Amy
Winehouse’s father Mitch is going to be co-hosting a BBC London radio
show on September 1st, and his very famous (and troubled) daughter has
agreed to …
Times Online, UK
It’s
the dream of all black cab drivers to host their own radio talk show,
but Mitch Winehouse, who takes the mic on BBC London next month,
already knows …
DotMusic.com
Amy
Winehouse is keen to appear on her dad Mitch’s new radio show as an
agony aunt, according to a source. Winehouse senior landed the slot on
BBC Radio …
Digital Spy, UK
Amy Winehouse will try her hand
at being an agony aunt when her father Mitch presents a radio phone-in
show next …
Gigwise, UK
Amy Winehouse’s Father has been chosen to fill in during a
London radio show. Mitch Winehouse, a taxi driver, will cover a slot
for Danny …
Showbiz Spy, UK
Amy Winehouse will turn agony aunt when she
appears on her dad Mitch’s one-off radio show. According to reports,
the ‘Rehab’ …
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