Yes, it appears that Katie Holmes has purple hands. Really, her hands are purple. It’s not enough that Tom Cruise has killed her career, he’s now dying parts of Katie Holmes purple!
The great thing about inventing your own religion is that you can create various bizarre rituals and then force people to go through them – and pay you for the privilege.
Part of becoming a Scientologist is a purification ritual that turns your hands purple. Personally, I would made them dye their back-sides blue – but this is pretty good too.
UPDATE: We’ve received a couple of comments saying that (a) Scientology doesn’t involve rituals and (b) that Katie is suffering from Reynaud’s phenomenon. I’ve not seen any reports of this being the cause, but I’m happy to accept it nonetheless.
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