The Roman Catholic church has said that the wayleen wedding between Wayne and Colleen is not valid in their eyes. This could prove embarrassing for the couple, especially after spending so much on the whole thing only for it to be just a rehearsal.

Yes, I’m sniggering…

I forgot to mention, Wayne apparently wants three or four kids, did she sign up to have sex with him that many times, or is she just going to wear a blindfold?

Wayne Rooney’s wedding to Coleen McLoughlin ‘not valid’, says …
Telegraph.co.uk – United Kingdom
By Malcolm Moore in Rome Wayne Rooney’s £5 million wedding to
Coleen McLoughlin has no validity in the eyes of the Catholic Church, it
has emerged. …

Rooney seals marriage with platinum ring
Platinum today – UK
Wayne Rooney sealed his marriage with his new wife Coleen with a
diamond encrusted platinum ring worth £250000. The couple married in Italy
and were spotted …

England relief as FIFA rule Rooney wedding was a full international
Onion Bag (satire) – London,England,UK
After a week of worry for England’s blushing debutantes, FIFA last
night announced that Wayne Rooney’s wedding to Coleen McLoughlin
would be allowed to keep …

Rooney’s wedding sparkler for new bride
HT Tabloid – New Delhi,India
Newlywed Wayne Rooney sealed his love for new wife Coleen by giving
her a stunning diamond encrusted ring, worth 250000 pounds. …

Rooney’s £5m ‘sham’ wedding
Metro – London,UK
Wayne Rooney’s £5million marriage to Colleen McLoughlin is a
sham, angry Italian church officials have claimed. An Italian priest said
he warned the couple …
 

Wayne Rooney has revealed he wants “three or four children” with …
By Celebs and Bubs(Celebs and Bubs)

Wayne Rooney has revealed he wants “three or four children” with
wife Coleen McLoughlin. After the razmataz of their £5m wedding last
week, the footballer and his bride Coleen are turning their attentions
to starting a family. …