Imogen Thomas is reported to have had  Cosmetic Surgery, a boob job to be precise. Her concern seems to have been that at 25 years old (25?) her chest wasn’t quite as pert a it had been. This will probably have been true of course, gravity does indeed have that effect. The former Miss Wales is now sporting a 32 DD chest (or at least, will be, once the stitches come out) and that at least will add a little bit of gaiety to the nation.

Although it is in fact possible that she is rather swimming against the fashionable tide. Katie Price (perhaps better known as Jordan) has just had her famed 32 FF breasts reduced to a 32 D in a reversal of earlier Cosmetic Surgery. Inflate, deflate, it’s all available now.