Our lad Wayne Rooney doesn’t seem to be too badly injured:

WAYNE ROONEY injured his ankle after a freak training ground incident which
saw him fall over a piece of equipment.
The Manchester United and England star — now ruled out for four weeks — was
waiting by the side of the training pitch when he took a step back.
He got his leg tangled in a metal piece of apparatus which the players use to
run round.
Rooney, 22, fell to the ground holding his twisted ankle and immediately
called for treatment.
He was carried from the pitch and left the training ground on crutches for a
scan on his ligament injury.
The right ankle is twisted and badly bruised and United believe he will not
play again for at least a month.

But really, stepping backwards and not looking where you’re going?

Well, no one actually said that our Wayne Rooney was all that bright, did they, whatever his skills as a footballer.