Christina Aguilera Pregnant

Christina Aguilera has confirmed that she is pregnant.

Christina Aguilera has finally admitted to what everyone else has guessed for some time now: She’s pregnant.


While talking to Glamour magazine about her 2008 New Year’s
resolutions, the singer said: "That’ll be about the time I enter into
mommyhood, so I’m hoping to have started a beautiful family with my
husband!" Aguilera added: "I want to get it right, to balance that well
with my career… When you get married and have a team mate in life,
you don’t have time for the people around you that are just going to
weigh you down.

"I’m all about peace and keeping people that are honest and loving in my life."

Err, yes, many people had indeed guessed that she was pregnant. The bit about being fat but only in the belly sorta gave it away really.

Christina Aguilera says she’s expecting a baby, finally confirming
what has become obvious over the past few months. The 26-year-old
singer told Glamour’s U.K. edition that her plans for New Year’s Eve
involve a new baby.

"That’ll be about the time I enter into
mommyhood so I’m hoping to have started a beautiful family with my
husband!" Aguilera is quoted as saying in a story posted on the
magazine’s Web site.

E-mails to Aguilera’s representatives seeking comment weren’t immediately returned Monday.

Aguilera and music executive Jordan Bratman were married in 2005.

Quite the funniest take on it all is from here:

As far as constant image-changes go, Christina Aguilera is up there with Madonna and Carlos The Jackal.
So far in her comparatively brief career we’ve seen blond pop muppet
Christina Aguilera, pierced dirt-cheap hooker Christina Aguilera and
weird sort-of wartime floozy Christina Aguilera.

But now it’s time for Christina Aguilera to unveil her latest image
– it’s Christina Aguilera the tender-breasted, swollen-ankled,
constantly-nauseous expectant mother. Rumours of Christina Aguilera’s
pregnancy have been floating around for months, and they stopped being
rumours as soon as Christina started swelling up like an infected
jellyfish sting and took to shopping exclusively in baby stores.

However, since Christina Aguilera didn’t seem to want to announce
the pregnancy, we just assumed that she’d suddenly developed a fondness
for bingeing on pastry and all the baby gear was for her chihuahua. Then Paris Hilton and Christina’s own father told the world that Christina Aguilera was pregnant – but still nothing from the woman herself.

Now, finally, since the pregnancy is so far gone that her gut stretches like the TV in Videodrome
every time her unborn baby farts, Christina Aguilera has finally
decided to tell the world what it already knew, breaking the news to Glamour magazine when it asked her about new year’s resolutions.

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