Shia LaBeouf (yes, I had to ask myself that too: who the f… is Shia LaBeouf…calling your child "strange heretical version of middle eastern religion the beef" just isn’t being kind to him) was arrested in a Walgreen’s drugstore. He had refused to leave. A couple of people have the picture of Shia LaBeouf which explains his behaviour. Here and here. Quite simply, the boy is toasted.

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That’s Shia LaBeouf from Transformers to
you. Shia LaBeouf might just be the world’s next big movie superstar in
the making, but that isn’t going to stop him from being a streetwalkin’
menace to society, as his arrest early on Sunday morning has proved.
It’s been reported that Shia LaBeouf got himself arrested for
trespassing after he, um, politely refused to leave a Chicago pharmacy
a couple of times. Whatever next? The boy from Malcolm In The Middle getting busted for accidentally putting a green glass bottle in a brown glass recycling bin? Where will the madness end? Where?

Lots of people are calling Shia LaBeouf the next Tom Hanks, thanks to the touch of everyman he brings to all his roles. Were it not for Shia LaBeouf’s herky-jerky acting in Transformers,
for example, it wouldn’t have been the muddled teen comedy about giant
robots who talk slang, piddle on government officials and watch Shia
LaBeouf have sex that we all know and love; it would have been an
action thriller about massive angry robots relentlessly smashing each
other to pieces in eye-searing explosive close-ups. And, you know,
who’d want to see that?