D’ye know, I think Clarkson might be talking about me:
The fact is, I’m afraid, that anyone who emigrates from Britain, no matter
where they end up, is a bit of a dimwit.
…
Honestly, every single expat I’ve ever met is the same; hunched at a bar in a
stupid shirt, at 10 in the morning, desperately trying to convince
themselves that they are not alcoholics, that the barman really is their
friend and that it’s only 11 hours till bedtime.
However, I comfort myself with the thought that not all emigrees are indeed dimwits, even if the shirt part is true.
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