A trio of European councillors who sailed across the English Channel on
a homemade raft to deliver a message of goodwill were arrested upon
arrival in Britain.
Damn right too.
Twits.
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Bloody Germans, anything to get to the beach early. Oh and they had a frog helping them out, not the first time that has happened either.
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For my money, the Coast Guard wasted a perfectly good opportunity for target practice.
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Churchill said that the Germans were always “at your feet or at your throat.”
I guess it was on account of decorum that he didn’t mention that the French would be somewhere in-between. -
Unfortunately, the British Coastguard, unlike their American counterparts, are not an armed service.
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They should nail them with every EU-inspired piece of authoritarian codswallop.
Health and Safety
No seatbelts
The Frenchman smokes, so nail them for the Anti-Smoking regs
The crew were not balanced ethnically nor religiously, so charge them on suspicion of it being a hate crime.
Seize their home computers and search for porn
Blow up their cars and freeze their bank accounts
Hold them for 90 days without trial.
…so they will feel totally at home.
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