It’s all go around here, I can tell you:

An Oxford-educated writer plotted to have his late
mother’s lover killed and the death made to look like a work accident,
a court heard yesterday.

Charles Hills, 51, who
said he was "not a natural-born killer" wanted rid of Flavio Rosa
because of a dispute over her villa in the Algarve.

Hills,
who has written for the New Statesman and the Guardian, wrote a journal
in which he admitted entertaining "vague thoughts of hiring a hitman".

Villas, hitmen, handymen who turn into toyboys: just your average weekend down here.