Assuming that I can find the studio ("near the big satellite dish in the centre of Faro") I should be on Radio 4’s "You and Yours" show around 12.30 today.
It’ll be costing you licence payers 2/3 of a licence as a fee (well, expenses) so make the most of it by listening in. Or not, as the case may be.
Very suave.
Damn! Only just paid my licence fee. Now it’s gone straight into your pocket. You owe me a Superbock!
You and Yours!!!
Timmy, that is Grand Central Station for wimps with a grievance over the rising price of Wonder-bras for old age pensioners in Burkina Faso, due to rampant American capitalism.
According to their outlook, we are all enemies of the people, all the time, just for existing and breathing and growing strawberries. They make Gardener’s Question Time look like a Hobbesian orgy of debauched misconduct.
Failing that, what about a guest appearance on “I’m sorry I haven’t a clue”? Only BBC program that ever makes sense these days….
Monty
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