Jamison Stone and Hogzilla

Oh dear, I fear that The Times has been had.

THEY swear he is one of the most humungous hogs ever seen – and not just a giant porkie. A pig the size of a hatchback has been reported shot dead by an 11-year-old boy using a pistol.

The male wild pig, which is said to weigh half a ton and measure more than 9ft long, was apparently killed by Jamison Stone, a schoolboy from Alabama, while out hunting with his father Mike.

The dead boar has been hailed as a contender for the largest wild pig ever found, but the Stones are unsentimental about their trophy.

“We’ll probably get 500lb to 700lb of sausages out of him,” Mike Stone told Associated Press.

The pig, whose measurements have not been independently verified, is the latest in a series of giant specimens found in the backwoods of the southern United States.

Now I don’t say that it is impossible that a wild pig of this size exists, even existed and was shot. However, here’s the photo:

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Here’s the one of the earlier claim to fame, Hogzilla:

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Err, anyone else note the interesting use of perspective, of the distance from the animal to the human being used to compare the size?

Our young Jamison Stone is not shown leaning on the pig at all, he’s crouching, several feet behind it.

Yes, I know that National Geographic dug up the corpse of Hogzilla and measured it, finding it to be large, yes, but certainly no where near as large as the photo makes it look.

It’s them rednecks from Alabama having a laugh at us urbanites who will swallow this tale.

Update: More to the story here. As mentioned in comments, is this just a great piece of viral marketing for a movie?

57 responses

  1. griffin Avatar
    griffin

    hey all you people that are sayin this isnt true and for all you peta ppl. GO %#%*%*$%*%* YOURSELF. if you would take the time, there are more than one photos taken at the same time, from the side of the hog where HE IS LEANING on the hog. a nasa employee who tried to disprove the picture has admitted he was WRONG. so go *%@$*$@% yourself assholes when you kill a 1000 pound hog with a HANDGUN you’ll know what your talkin about. dumbasses.

  2. I live in Los Angeles now, but I grew up in far west Texas, but lived in the Dallas area for many years. We use to go Hog hunting in East Texas by Tyler, TX all the time. I haven’t been in probably 6 or 7 yrs.
    We actually hunted wild hog with only knives and dogs to track and corner them. We never carried rifles, we always carried hand guns or pistols with us, just in case. If you kill a hog with a knife your less likey to contaminate the meat. Most hogs are not near this size. We actually hunted them using ATV’s or 4 wheelers. We would send the dogs into the woods to flush them out and then we would track them down. Once we made a kill we had to use the ATV’s or 4 wheelers to get them out of the woods.
    We hunted them for the sport of it but mostly still for the meat.

  3. I live in Los Angeles now, but I grew up in far west Texas, but lived in the Dallas area for many years. We use to go Hog hunting in East Texas by Tyler, TX all the time. I haven’t been in probably 6 or 7 yrs.
    We actually hunted wild hog with only knives and dogs to track and corner them. We never carried rifles, we always carried hand guns or pistols with us, just in case. If you kill a hog with a knife your less likey to contaminate the meat. Most hogs are not near this size. We actually hunted them using ATV’s or 4 wheelers. We would send the dogs into the woods to flush them out and then we would track them down. Once we made a kill we had to use the ATV’s or 4 wheelers to get them out of the woods.
    We hunted them for the sport of it but mostly still for the meat.

  4. boy used a pistol and in the wild..gave animal all the best chances.that is real sportsmanship.
    its obvious this animal is real. look at the trees behind it.

  5. boy used a pistol and in the wild..gave animal all the best chances.that is real sportsmanship.
    its obvious this animal is real. look at the trees behind it.

  6. There’s nothing better than getting out in the woods for awhile, especially when you cross the path of a huge 12 point buck.

  7. Anti-hunters Avatar
    Anti-hunters

    hope this fuck gets his head cut off

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