Err,

Another reason to make the human-to-ape transition is the sex, at least
if you’re smart enough to declare yourself a bonobo. Bonobos,
genetically as close to humans as larger chimpanzees, use sex much as
we use handshakes – as a form of greeting between individuals in any
gender combination. See an old friend, and you start rubbing genitals
together, with orgasm serving as a hearty "How ya doin’, pal?" Plus,
bonobo bands are female-dominated, a special enticement to women
investigating their chimpanzee transition options.

Don’t we arrest people for doing that? Or at least impeach them?