Sir Patrick Moore

Tell it like it is Sir Patrick!

“The trouble is that the BBC now is run by women and it shows: soap operas, cooking, quizzes, kitchen-sink plays. You wouldn’t have had that in the golden days.”

And don’t sit Sir Patrick in front of a Sophie Raworth bulletin. He said: “These jokey women are not for me. Oh, for the good old days.”

He recalled: “There was one day (in 2005) when BBC News went on strike. Then we had the headlines read by a man, talking the Queen’s English, reading the news impeccably.”

Fortunately, Sir Patrick has a solution. Institute a gender divide and create BBC Bloke.

He said: “I would like to see two independent wavelengths – one controlled by women, and one for us, controlled by men. I think it may eventually happen.”

“I was in hospital once and I watched a whole episode of EastEnders. I suppose it’s true to life. But so is diarrhoea – and I don’t want to see that on television.”

5 responses

  1. it’s true to life. But so is diarrhoea – and I don’t want to see that on television
    Methinks he’s pinched that from Joyce Grenfell when asked about kitchen sink dramas.

  2. Bob B Avatar
    Bob B

    The cooking and recipe focus has conspicuously been with us for a while. The current national epidemic of obesity is the outcome.
    Surprise, surprise!

  3. james C Avatar
    james C

    Three cheers for Sir Patrick.
    BBC bloke is fine with me as long as it doesn’t feature assorted Sir Anthonys like Ross, Clarkson and Gervais.

  4. I don’t agree with the analysis.
    It has more to do with audience and cost – soap operas give a large audience, cookery and home improvement shows give a good audience for a low price.
    Itv and c5 show a lot of this sort of stuff too which suggests that’s where the market is.

  5. Yeah, we never used to have women and cookery programmes in the old days (*cough* Fanny Craddock and her henpecked husband *cough*).
    Of course nowdays it’s all poofy girlie-men like, er, Gordon Ramsay, and feminised TV channels like Men & Motors.
    Or, shorter Timmeh: “Heh, misogyny is teh funny!”

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