Matador’s chances of fatherhood hurt by goring
Could be, could be:
"Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimeters in
length each. One involves the fibers of the abductor muscle and
dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and
eviscerates both testicles."
Seems a reasonable conclusion don’t you think?
Gulp………….squirms uncomfortably in his seat.
Well, that’s bullfighting for you. Sometimes, the bull wins..
Frankly, I’d be more worried about the femoral artery than the bollocks.
Hard to have sex when you don’t have enough blood for your heart to function, never mind the tallywhacker.
Cue the obvious song…
He’s not tenor anymore…
Heee’s not tenor anymore…..
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