Slightly over the top here don’t you think?

Clothes made in larger sizes should carry a tag with an obesity helpline number, health specialists have suggested.

Why not just station someone with a megaphone outside Evans (The Plus Size Shop! isn’t it?) to shout Fat Bitch at anyone entering? Or perhaps we could simply ban all clothes greater than size 16? Making them go naked would soon encourage them to slim down.

I do think that they’ve actually missed the real problem with this obesity crisis though. Totally ignored the real problem. What we really need is something to stop size 18 people trying to squeeze themselves into a pair of size 14 jeans. That’s real pollution, that is, an offense against public order even.