I’m not all that sure about the scare quotes around "marriage" etc but other than that, well, I guess someone has to be first, don’t they?

A lesbian couple who could become the first to divorce
after "marrying" just three months ago were warned by lawyers yesterday
that they may have a long wait.

Liz King, 40, and
Daphne Ligthard, 36, registered their civil partnership in Ashford,
Kent, on Feb 11 before sharing a honeymoon in Amsterdam.

But
the relationship soured after Miss Ligthard accused Miss King of seeing
another woman who had been a guest at their "wedding". The couple are
now splitting up and face the prospect of dividing their joint assets.