In response to this post and the first two comments I offer you these:
Bernard Levin once said that a similar photo of the divine Ms. Charlotte Rampling inspired him to invent a new verb. "To rample". It might be something to do with what Jeff Foxworthy called "nekkid". An entirely different meaning to "naked".
Whatever could he mean? Guesses in the comments (and not too Anglo-Saxon, please).
Before I make my guess, I’d like to point out that a common (or vulgar) word often ascribed by snobs to “Anglo-Saxon” actually has its root in the Latin slang verb “fuckere”.
May I go ahead now?
Tim adds: Not sure about the snobs bit. As a good son of Wessex I’m all in favour of Anglo Saxon.
Personally I should like to thank you for the pictures of Miss Rampling. It’s always a pleasure to see such classy crumpet this early in the morn. Unfortunately the sight of Charlotte’s fleshly charms has rendered me incapable of rational thought. Therefore, on behalf of my employers, I am forced to curse you.
So in the name of Planet Killer Mining Inc: “may you be unable to find matching socks for at least one minute”.
There. Pretty powerful stuff, I think you’ll agree. Never let it be said I am a disloyal employee.
As to the meaning of the verb rample perhaps this might help.
Rample is to roger as ramble is to hike.
Toodle pip, I’m off back to the piccies.
RM
Well, today day has been a big pile of poo! One wanker after another in an endless stream all asking for answers to questions they were perfectly capable of answering themselves. Add to that dickhead colleagues who cannot tell the difference between one survey system and another and I think I can say that the only ray of sunshine has been the occaisional furtive peak at the delectable Miss Rampling.
Thank you Tim
RM
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