Why so Touchy over Those Mohammed Cartoons?

I think I’ve found the answer to one of the great questions of our times. Why, exactly, has there been quite so much touchiness over these Mohammed cartoons? I’ll agree that this possibly isn’t the most scientific of answers but if true, would help to explain a certain amount of the promptness to an irritated reaction.

As I noted back in January last year there is an injunction, in certain flavours of Islam, that one should shave the hindquarters. As Ask the Imam points out:

Q: Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is ‘hind parts’ that we have to shave?
A:
One has to shave the scrotum. By hind parts is meant the circle around
the anus, as faeces could get attached to any hair present there.

That all sound perfectly logical. Until one reads this account from Ramblings of the consequences of doing so.

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I
finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against
each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants,
and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and
spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a
horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4
block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma
of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I
fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass
cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor
mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I
had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back.
Weeks."

Could we therefore explain the readiness of the Arab Street to riot and burn flags at the flic of a cartoonist’s pen upon the near constant irritation brought about by this (cultural? religious?) practice?

Hhhm. Intruiging though it is, probably not. Ah well, back to the drawingboard. (sorry, sorry)

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7 responses

  1. Not sure that this explains the ‘why’ of flag-burning – maybe the ‘how’ but not the why…

  2. Tim,
    I hope you’ll forgive the long comment, but this business is summed up perfectly in one of the best pieces of dialogue (among a mountain of great dialogue) from the West Wing. I think this comes form series 2….
    President Bartlet: Forgive me Dr. Jacobs, are you an M.D.?
    Jacobs: A Ph.D.
    Bartlet: A Ph.D.?
    Jacobs: Yes, sir.
    Bartlet: Psychology?
    Jacobs: No sir.
    Bartlet: Theology?
    Jacobs: No.
    Bartlet: Social work?
    Jacobs: No. I have a Ph.D. in English literature.
    Bartlet: I’m asking ’cause on your show, people call in for advice, and you go by the name of “Dr.” Jacobs on your show, and I didn’t know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
    Jacobs: I don’t believe they are confused, no, sir.
    Bartlet: Good. I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an abomination.
    Jacobs: I don’t say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President, the Bible does.
    Bartlet: Yes, it does, Leviticus.
    Jacobs: 18.22
    Bartlet: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I’m interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She’s a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?
    While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGarry, insists on working on the sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or is it OK to call the police?
    Here’s one that’s really important ’cause we’ve got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point?
    Does the whole town have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side-by-side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?
    One last thing, while you may mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-ass Club. In this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

    Tim adds: Very good indeed.

  3. In fact, I think I’m going to post it back at the old homestead.

  4. Ahem. When working in the oilfields in Kuwait where there is no toilet paper within half an hours drive, I became accustomed to using the power hose method (or on one occasion, found myself with only a watering can for company). Having done this for a while, I soon figured out why this Islamic practice came into being, and duly followed suit.
    Tim adds: Actually, there’s a great story in “On Arabia”. As the first oil money flowed into the Gulf the American salesmen couldn’t work out why there was such a vast demand for depilatory cream.

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    I wonder whether the following book has been illustrated with the usual cartoons…
    http://tinyurl.com/8wdao

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