Tim Worstall

Celebrity Big Brother.

Soo, Gorgeous George joins the house:

George Galloway checked into the Big Brother house last night for the latest controversial instalment of his political career.

"Gorgeous
George", as the MP for Bethnal Green and Bow has been described, has
told producers his favourite things are his "daughter, sunbathing and
sex".

His daughter isn’t there, it’s January in England, so he’s not going to sunbathe.

He enjoyed a prolonged handshake with Faria Alam, the former mistress
of England coach Sven Goran Eriksson, and then went to speak to the
red-haired actress Rula Lenska.

Also among the contestants are entertainer Michael
Barrymore who was interviewed by police after Stuart Lubbock was found
dead in the pool of his Essex mansion in 2001.

The
others include 1980s pop singer Pete Burns, Baywatch actress Traci
Bingham, comic Welsh rapper Maggot, glamour model Jodie Marsh, former
American basketball player Dennis Rodman and singer Preston, from band
The Ordinary Boys.

The final contestant is Chantelle, 22, from Essex, who is not famous but has to convince the other contestants that she is.

Who’s he going to have sex with?

Pickled Politics says:

George Galloway is in Celebrity Big Brother, the ultimate in shit TV!

You want to read the comments thread there. Quite possibly not safe for maiden aunts and children.

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4 responses

  1. luis enrique Avatar
    luis enrique

    I’ve got my fingers tightly crossed for that man to make an appalling arse of himself and become widely despised by big brother viewers who up until now have never heard of him.
    More importantly I have my fingers tightly cross in hope that he doesn’t prove to be charismatic and entertaining, and become wildly popular with big brother viewers who up until now have never heard of him.
    I hate that man.

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  2. The Remittance Man Avatar
    The Remittance Man

    So the show consists of a bunch of non-entities with over-inflated senses of their own importance and a real non-entity who has to convince the others she is one of them?
    I’m soooo glad a well aimed half-brick disabled my tv’s channel hopping function. I’m limited to the Discovery, History and three news Channels and so far I haven’t felt any sense of loss.
    RM

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  3. james C Avatar
    james C

    Isn’t chav TV wonderful !
    Galloway-my prediction is that he will be polite and charming. Hostile press coverage only from the Telegraph.
    Rodman-sex with the American bird.
    Jodie Marsh-topless by next week.
    Barrymore-cracks up after two weeks
    Davina McCall-shouting again by next week.
    James

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  4. auntymarianne Avatar
    auntymarianne

    This is possibly the only time in my life I have ever regretted not being able to get Big Brother. After Galloway’s Paxman interview and his performance in the US, I bet he’s going to be highly entertaining.
    But an absentee MP at surgery, I fear.
    Please do keep us poor sods stuck here in the Styx abreast of events. It would be a Public Service.

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