Want to make a fortune in internet porn? Don’t want to be bothered with paying any actors? The mobile phone company 3 has just made your life a great deal easier.

The mobile phone company 3 denied encouraging voyeurism yesterday after
it unveiled a wireless, portable closed circuit television camera that
can be hidden anywhere in the home.
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When the Pupillo’s phone number is dialled by a mobile phone, the
camera and microphone are switched on and live video and audio are
broadcast to the caller.
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To prevent voyeurism, the camera beeps when switched on remotely. Two
lights flashed while it was in use, a 3 spokesman said. However, he
admitted that the lights could be masked while the bleeping could be
disabled.

Stick one or two in a tart’s bedroom, the Praed Street gents and so on, record away to your heart’s content and paste the results up on the web. Instant fortune.

Other opportunities include the loos in nightclubs and the Groucho Club, selling the results to various newspapers. Damn, I might have to move back to London now this technology is available…..just think, you might actually be able to get the actors to pay you!