Heidi Fleiss, the former Hollywood madam, is planning to open Nevada’s first brothel where men cater to women.

Fleiss,
who was convicted in 1995 of running a prostitution ring serving
showbusiness figures and the international jet set, is moving to the
tiny desert town of Crystal, where she plans to fill an existing
brothel with male prostitutes.

No, not the contract to be a worker, certainly not an investor. I want to have the Viagra supply contract.

(There’s a reason why I wouldn’t want to be an investor. Men can , ahem, service, ahem, fewer customers than women can.)