I’d just like to point out that Sean Thomas does not actually inhabit the same universe as the rest of us. Quite clearly he is in some close fascimile with extra added bizzaro and his blog somehow reaches us through a wormhole.
I mean seriously, who goes for a walk through Soho Square and finds people smashing up a chocolate Aga oven. For charity. In this universe?
In
I don’t even know what an Aga is.
Q: How come your blog never mentions Jordan or Jodie Marsh?
Tim adds: Who?
(Actually, Mr S&M described Jordan as a “plaggy hootered minger” which might cause some confusion to our US readers.)
I do. My mum’s got one. They’re fabulous, they heat the house and make overnight rice pudding and the cat sleeps on them. They weigh about 2 tons and cost a year’s salary. I’d bankrupt myself to get one if it didn’t mean I’d have to have my 3rd floor apartment kitchen floor reinforced.
I wonder how much the chocolate one weighed.
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