Nurse!

"Nurse, please get Mr Gott back into his straitjacket. How he got out of it to type an article for the Guardian I’ll never know:"

Unfamiliar with the
outside world, he conducted his own disastrous foreign policy with the
help of backroom advisers as ignorant as himself. By seeking to appease
the German government, the principal threat to world peace at the time,
he onlysucceeded in encouraging that country’s appetite for aggression
and expansionism. His egregious errors played a not insignificant role
in the outbreak of the second world war, the principal tragedy of the
20th century.


Blair has followed in
his footsteps, and is destined for the same place in history’s hall of
infamy. Like Chamberlain, he is an arrogant and God-fuelled appeaser,
the unseemly ally of an unbridled country that presents a global threat
similar to Germany in the 1930s.

Instead
of seeking a grand alliance to confront this new danger – "a coalition
of the unwilling" that would include the Europeans, the Russians and
the Chinese – Blair has sided with the evil empire. He has taken up a
role as its principal cheerleader, obliging Britain to become a
participant in its wars of aggression. Today’s Labour party has been a
supine collaborator in this policy of appeasement, just like the Tory
party in the 1930s. Blair’s war party must be defeated at the polls.

"There are those of us, Nurse, who think that the principal tragedy of the 20th century was Lenin arriving at the Finland Station and I’m sure that’s something that can be disagreed with. But Bush is Hitler? Republicans are Nazis? The entire world should be gearing up for war with the US? Perhaps you’d better up his Lithium dosage and, yes, I know, this isn’t part of your job description, but could you get someone to wipe that spittle off the monitor? I need to send an email to his family telling them of this regrettable relapse."

3 responses

  1. Joe Blow Avatar
    Joe Blow

    That would be former Soviet agent Richard Gott.

  2. Tim,
    There’s no need to worry, just remember the Law of Arguments and that he hsa automatically lost.

  3. Let me get this straight.
    Chamberlain: Anything but war, even giving into a fascist dictator.
    Blair: Lets gets rid of a Fascist dictator.
    These mean the same???
    God you have to be clever to be a lefty. Its far too complicated for me.

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