Twenty Major applies for a new job.
Also a new line of homosexual priests would help bring the
ever-increasing gay population back to the Church. The pink pound (or
Euro in this day and age) would make a huge difference when it comes to
collecting our tithes, and let’s not forget what their choreography,
hairdressing and fashion designing skills would bring to those special
occasions.
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Richard Herring has a similar, albeit more offensive, letter.
Digressional highlight: “He’s probably met Jesus already and found out which of the contradictory stuff in the Bible was actually right and whether the bread and wine literally becomes his body and blood or whether he was speaking metaphorically. I expect John Paul and Jesus had quite a laugh if it was the latter. That would be embarrassing for the Pope.”
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