David Blunkett has been verbosing about being English for a week or so now and this column in the Guardian is the first full piece of it that I’ve seen. Quite amusing really, he manages to get various digs in and yet at times seems blissfully unaware of the implications of what he’s saying.
our history of tolerance, openness and internationalism and our commitment to democracy and liberty,
This is, you remember, from the man who when Home Secretary, started off the whole ID Card thing, locking people up without trial, the abolition of habeus corpus and the idiocies about public demonstrations. Plus the Civil Contingencies Act, whereby any Minister can void any law at whim, confiscate any property without compensation, restrict any movement. Oh, and the postal voting stuff, he supported that as well, quite the biggest setback to clean elections since the Chartists demonstrated for the secret ballot. Droll, no?
These values, embodied in
our great institutions such as the NHS, the BBC and the Open University
– tell a national story open to all citizens.
Quite true of course. Our national values are indeed well expressed by a filthy, hugely expensive, inefficient health service (the envy of the world it is), one where any whiff of the efficiencies of the market is rejected on political grounds, over run by cadres of clipboard wielding "managers", stifled by unending dictats from the centre, the funding of intellectual treats for the upper and middle classes by regressive taxation upon the poor (collected in a vile and arrogant manner and by the frequent jailing of the poorest among us) and, well, I quite like the Open University actually.
One twist in the tale is
the number of extended licences granted to pubs for St Patrick’s Day,
but rejected for St George’s Day on April 23: a sign of uncertainty
that can be rapidly put right.
That’ll please the English Democrats.
And there is a quite delightful dig at fuckwit as well:
If not, how do we affirm
our Englishness as part of being British in a new way? By celebrating
our culture, from the music of Vaughan Williams and Elgar to the poetry
of Christina Rossetti, Wilfred Owen and Philip Larkin and the
quintessentially English humour of Tony Hancock, Round the Horne and
Monty Python; by celebrating our landscape, our heritage of Victorian
cities, our history, including such figures as Olaudah Equiano who was,
alongside William Wilberforce, a key abolitionist of slavery – and yes,
our unique obsession (as I know) with the love of dogs, and animals in
general.
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