Interested in press freedom? Free speech? The inalienable rights of man? No? Bugger off then.

Oh, you are?

Right, go here and do what Jane tells you. Go on, no shirking duties or lallygagging on this blog I’ll have you know.

(Anyone jailed for slagging off the President who then, in a letter smuggled out of jail, slags off the President, gets my support.)