Fun fact to come out of the Sudan 1 scare:
Most protest that the only reason they used Crosse & Blackwell
Worcester sauce was because it is suitable for vegans, while Lea &
Perrins sauce is not.
See, It’s all the fault of the tofu eaters.
Fun Fact.
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‘Suitable for vegans’ means ‘does not contain anchovies’ which means ‘is an ersatz pile of shite that has no business being compared to actual Worcester Sauce in any way, shape or form, and its producers and vendors should be lined up against a wall and pelted with organic brussels sprouts, which contain carcinogens at thousands of times the concentration (and carcinogenicity) of Sudan 1, until they are very, very sorry’.
I am now going to drink half a pint of Lea and Perrins, just to show these bastards. Given that, to make this palatable, I will have to mix it with approx. 2 gallons vodka, 4 gallons tomato juice, 1/2 lb horseradish, 1/4 lb black pepper, 1/4 lb celery salt, juice of 20 limes, 4 fl. oz. Tabasco and 3 lb of crushed ice, I will very likely die in the attempt. I will have to purchase a brand new cement mixer, at ruinous expense. Thanks for nothing, lentil munchers. My death, and the impoverishment of my wife and seven children will be on your heads. -
LOL!
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