You might think assisted suicide lacks entertainment value.

You need to get out more Mary. Highlight of our week it is, a lock-in at the Dog and Duck every Friday night. A few extra beers, the odd off colour joke and we help one of the local OAPs top themselves. Wonderful entertainment it is for all concerned and they do seem most terribly grateful. ’Tis a bit odd that no one over 60 seems to come in the pub any more though.