Sick Thought of the Day.

Apologies in advance for this rather sick thought that just fought it’s way to the top of the foetid swamp that is my mind. We have the Mudville Gazette’s question and answer on the Abu Ghraib torture photos, we have the Bad Gas site where you can send in your photos of "Doin’ a Lynndie" and also see one of the (airbrushed) originals, The Blog Quebecois points us to the Ask the Imam site and
Beautiful Atrocities points us to another piece of advice from the Imam:

Q: Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is ‘hind parts’ that we have to shave?
A:
One has to shave the scrotum. By hind parts is meant the circle around
the anus, as faeces could get attached to any hair present there.

Now put all that together and the question that comes bubbling up is something rather above my pay grade. Has anyone actually done a study of these photos to find out whether the prisoners were in fact good little Muslims?

11 responses

  1. Do Muslims Shave Their Arse? The Dingleberry Chronicles

    h/t to Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities for this Tim Worstall post, which basically asks the question – Did the prisoners at Abu Ghraib shave their butt holes in keeping with Muslim tradition. Perhaps some background wouldn’t hurt at this point.

  2. C’mon, this is kind of a low blow. We need to focus on the parts about Islamfascism that negatively affects other people, not on personal hygiene eccentricities.

  3. Yeah. Jesus. That’s the last thing I want to know about anyway.

  4. I think I’ll skip doing any forensic search; however, a question would arise if these were ‘good’ li’l moslems and it is shown that they have nice hairy assholes — wouldn’t that garner a lawsuit from the ACLU or HRW or Red Cross that such hirsuteness was really tantamount to torture, being that we weren’t allowing them to freely practice their religion and subsequently inducing stress?
    You know, affront to their dignity and all…

  5. answer the Imam man

    You bet yur ass it is…….

  6. answer the Imam man

    You bet yur ass it is…….

  7. I declare a fatwa on Tim’s head. What are my qualifications, you ask? Oh, never mind, then.
    Tim adds: I’m so proud. My very first fatwa.

  8. Fonetics Avatar
    Fonetics

    Here you go :
    http://photos1.flickr.com/3210229_6d8fa21362.jpg
    The perils of not shaving your ass.

  9. The Carnival of the Vanities #121

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  10. David Gillies Avatar
    David Gillies

    Perhaps these Islamokazis are so psychotic because their nuts itch like the bejeezus the whole time. Just a thought.

  11. http://beautifulatrocities.com/archives/2005/01/what_do_muslim.html

    WHAT DO MUSLIM SUICIDE BOMBERS HAVE IN COMMON WITH GAY PORN STARS? Tim Worstall, who makes me look a paragon of mental health, has a rancid blog assignment for you…

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