I’m obviously out of touch. Fun story about Ivan Massow buying in a curry at a charity party when the food took ages to arrive contains this line:
She added that Mr Massow did not have a free ticket. "We only give them to celebrities such as Penny Lancaster."
Who the **ck is Penny Lancaster?
Further information here.
I think I’ll have to try living in Portugal, it must be wonderful to be ignorant of Penny Lancaster. You’ll be telling us next that you don’t know who Jennifer Ellison is.
Ms Lancaster is Rod Stewart’s latest squeeze. She’s a tall, statuesque, blonde underwear model and is Rod’s replacement for Rachel Hunter who was, surprisingly enough, a tall, statuesque, blonde underwear model.
Tim adds: I remember Rachel Hunter but, um, who is Jennifer Ellison? Anniston I’ve heard of, but Ellison?
Who is Penny Lanacaster?
Expect to see Lanacaster in panto at the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford in about 30 years from now.
Jenifer Ellison is a former soap actress now most famous for having won Hell’s Kitchen – a reality TV show set in Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen. She’s rather pretty in a Tesco checkout girl sort of way and is usually to be found featured (in a state of some undress) in just about every lads’ mag.
“Rather pretty is a Tesco checkout girl sort of way.”
Well put.
Ellison also has two main things that endear her to the male of the species…the massive left one and the huge right one……looks as if she has stolen two of Tesco’s finest grapefruits…
PENNY LANCASTER AND RACHEL HUNTER SHOULD BE SHOT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PENNY LANCASTER AND RACHEL HUNTER SHOULD BE SHOT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Has anyone seen their new baby yet. Baby Alistair
is so handsome.
Owner of one the finest pairs of legs we have ever seen, Penny Lancaster is one hot Brit.
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