Tim Newman provides a handy guide to dating. I haven’t been to Russia for a few years but it’s nice to see that nothing has changed since I first went there in 1991 (I know these things only from observing fellow Brits of course).
Here are a few tips for any girls from the ex-Soviet union countries when they are out on a date with a British man:
1. Talk enthusiastically about ex-boyfriends. Ensure that your date knows that they were good looking or the love of your life. Do not hold back on details such as the flash cars they drive, how impressive their villas are, how many nightclubs and restaurants they own, and how much money they make. Go silent or resort to implausible explanations as to why, if they were so perfect, the relationships ended and they no longer speak to you.
The other 12 are crueller by far. Go read.
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