Times May Change But People Don’t Seem to.

Tim Newman provides a handy guide to dating. I haven’t been to Russia for a few years but it’s nice to see that nothing has changed since I first went there in 1991 (I know these things only from observing fellow Brits of course).

Here are a few tips for any girls from the ex-Soviet union countries when they are out on a date with a British man:
1. Talk enthusiastically about ex-boyfriends. Ensure that your date knows that they were good looking or the love of your life. Do not hold back on details such as the flash cars they drive, how impressive their villas are, how many nightclubs and restaurants they own, and how much money they make. Go silent or resort to implausible explanations as to why, if they were so perfect, the relationships ended and they no longer speak to you.

The other 12 are crueller by far. Go read.

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3 responses

  1. Russian women dating British men did you say?
    Wow!!!! Yes please!
    Where do I get to meet one of these genuine mature physically superior trophies to femininity?
    After all most English females stuff themselves with fast food,have pair shaped bodies with massive bellies, don’t exercise, and are over weight by the age of fourty.They are rubbish people!!Crap people!!Who, in all honesty, wants an overweight female who looks twenty years older than her age due to stuffing her fat face with Macdonalds French fries every week since the age of 16. I certainly do not. I have mainly dated French, Egyptian,Spanish, and Irish since I first started to be sexually active. I would glady marry a foreign woman because they take more of a pride in the way that their body looks and take care in the health foods that they eat!
    Give me foreign any day. Nice physical females,who eat lots of green salads rather than chips, who still know how to care for their body and carry on doing so until the day they die!Let us have a fanfare to the continental wife!!!!
    A proud fanfare to the true feminine body form!!!
    The true physical form of the ideal female partner for life!
    Sir Andrew Siddle.
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    Sir Andrew Siddle. B.Sc(Hons).,M.Soc.Sc.,FPCS.,Property and land law specialist going back to feudal Britain.
    Tim adds: I wouldn’t want to dampen your ardour but it is worth having a look at what Russian women look like at 30, not just what they look like at 20.
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    Agammamon

    Hmm, one wonders why, whenever the subject of dating foreign women comes up, someone always has to post a comment about how much greener the grass is in other countries’ pastures and how unappealling their homegrown women are. I also have to wonder why they attach to their post a list of the degrees they claim or a description of the high powered and well paying job they claim to have.

  3. Yes but you miss the point Tim. The official policy, under the present Government, states that all English people are overweight, eat too much, drink too much, and must be controlled by new community police officers at all costs and by what ever means it takes.After all who has ever heard of a human being who does not want to be controlled by others?? People are much happier being shouted at and being told what to do by national socialists!I cetainly am! I am merely supporting our new police state which is governed by un-qualified amateur police officers, of President Blunkett, who only have one to four weeks training before being allowed to arrest people. It is all part of the new socialist empire that will allow non-professionals to take over the role of all professional people in every area of commercial activity within the United Kingdom. Power to the people! Up the Socialist revolution!After all: Who needs professional people when we can have amateur people under a national socialist regime,in the United Kingdom, anyway Tim??

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