You’ll have heard of Red, the dog who lets himself and his mates out for a midnight feed. I predicted that Battersea Dog’s Home would have thousands of offers to take him. Well, I was wrong, only 400. Despite this further evidence of intelligence:

He shook paws with Eammon Holmes, the presenter of the morning breakfast programme GMTV, and urinated on the jacket of an unsuspecting Sky News journalist.

I’m not sure about Eammon but Sky? Red even has good taste.