We have a task thrust upon us by Harvey:
Rumor has it that the vile and despicable Glenn Reynolds has recently been seen in Washington DC, lobbying various Congressbots to get some law passed, although I haven’t been able to find out what. That’s where you come in. Your Filthy Lie Assignment this week is to answer the question:
What law is Evil Glenn lobbying to push through Congress?
Now I know that people will be scratching their heads trying to think something up. It might be free Guinness for law professors, or puppies with blenders, the outlawing of catblogging. We can all make lists from Glenn’s publicly available list of jottings. Might be funding Aubrey de Grey’s research on ageing, could be support of space flight, the importance of nanotechnology. I mean there’s years and years of blogging to go through to provide ideas. People might even make things up in order to provide a laugh or two.
I can however tell you the truth. The Professor wishes the United States to declare war on Portugal and invade in order to shut down this blog. You might think that a little extreme but you see I know his dirty secret. The Installanche does not exist. This quotation and linkage led to three or four hundred visits to my site, less than Google sent me for asking the question ” who in hell is Lauren Jackson?”.
Obviously such knowledge cannot be released to the blogosphere as it will completely destroy the reputation of the Blogfaddah and war will be the only possible method of stopping its dissemination. So, look for the Combined Fleet off Lisbon sometime soon, Typepad to fail as I post this and, of course, visits by bulky young men to everyone who reads this. You have been warned.
Up next, Josh Marshall joins a menage a trois with Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame.
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