From the Torygraph today:

Nowhere is this better illustrated than in yesterday’s crowd-pleaser from one Gerry Sutcliffe, who’s apparently the consumer affairs minister. He wants to know why the price of family holidays is higher when school’s out.

Where do they dig up these idiots? Is it actually possible to be a drooling cretin and a Minister? Answers on a postcard to No 10 Downing St London.