More Reagan from the English Point of View

Two nice stories from the Spectator this week, both about Reagan. The first, Frank Johnson on meetiong him on the campaign trail in 1980:

We found the governor walking down the main street. It was all but deserted. He heard us talking behind him. In lieu of anyone else to talk to, he turned around: ‘Am I right in thinking that you guys are from England?’
‘Yes, Governor Reagan,’ I replied. (Though no longer a governor, American political etiquette dictates that he still be thus addressed.)
He put his hand on my shoulder, and sighed, ‘My films were never really big in England. Something about that innate English good taste.’
Me: ‘No, no, Governor. I saw one only last evening on late-night New Hampshire television.’
He sighed again, and in that husky voice confided, ‘I know. I know. My opponents will stop at nothing.’ Then he nudged me with his elbow and inquired, ‘D’you think I should demand from the television company the right to reply?’
As he himself said of the soldiers who stormed Omaha beach, ‘Where do we find such men?’

The other from a scriptwriter who got him, while in office, to add a little to a show on James Bond:

The actual joke? Well, picture the scene. We’re in the White House rose garden. Ronnie, looking his craggy if slightly orange best, twinkles at the camera and then says, with a hint of that delightful, homely chuckle in his voice, the following line:
‘Some people say that James Bond is just an actor in the movies. But I say, everyone’s got to start somewhere.’
Ron, wherever you are today …thanks.

Just a thought, but can you imagine Waffles doing either?

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  1. The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists – two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
    “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said. “You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife!”The agent replies, “Then you?re not the right man for this job.”
    The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I cant kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
    Finally, it was the womans turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

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