From the inbox today:

Dear sir/madam
My name is Haja Fatima from Brunei I am a 23 years old and a British citizen
who was taken to Brunei by my father 10 years ago. He deceived me that I
was going there on vacation and later married me out to a wealthy Prince
in Brunei who is 30 years older than me.
I was thus forced into marriage and when I objected I was beaten and raped
by this Prince. I was locked up in a house for two years after which I submitted
and decided to accept my faith, knowing that was the only way out.
After I got my freedom back I have been allowed by my husband to
have access to his account and businesses. With the help of a loyalaide
I have been able to divert $66,000,000.00 ( Sixty six million dollars) into
a private finance house in Darussalam without his knowledge.
Right now I have mapped out a plan of escape out of Brunei, first ofall
I want to move the fund out of the Brunei. This is where I need your assistance,
I will move the fund out of Brunei on your name through a Cargo courier
company to Europe to avoid been detected by my husband. After which you
will help me secure the fund before I get out of Brunei.
If you know you are capable of handling such a huge amount of money respond
to me and I will compensate you by giving you 10% of the total fund.
Note also that you must keep this transaction secret as my life is at stake
if my husband or any of his relatives hear of this transaction they will
stone me to death or hang me.
I await your quick response.
Yours faithfully,
Haja Fatima

Haja Fatima
hajafatima@keromail.com

Nice try honey but no sale.