My apologies for not remembering where I got this piece from : somewhere out there in the blogosphere someone is owed a hat tip from me.
From a spoof newspaper, somewhat similar in idea to The Onion is this jobs ad page.
Look for the Al Qaeda ad over on the right hand side.
” Previous martyrs need not apply “.
And the technical incompetence ? That’s mine I’m afraid, haven’t worked out how to get images into this blog yet.